Monday, April 11, 2011

Letter From the Editor: Submissions Now Accepted and A Poor People Prize To Boot!

Dear Readers,

     This morning I looked in the cabinets and realized that my family is pretty close to starving. From a nutritional standpoint, half a jar of pickles and one Twinkie never did anyone much good, so it's up to me to pack up the kids, hit-up the grocery store and re-fill the freezer with frozen pizza. Unfortunately, that means no exciting story today. However, that doesn't mean I've left you with nothing.
     If you'll do me the great honor of looking upwards, you'll notice a new tab has been added, labeled, "Submissions". Starting with the month of May, I'll be posting a guest piece, once a month, from one of you lovely Readers, highlighting anything you'd like to share with the rest of the crazy community here.      
     Don't be scared. I'm a really nice person who won't call you in the middle of the night asking "Just what is this crap that you emailed me?" I swear. Any submissions will be an honor for me, and it means a truly random prize (the kind that poor people can afford) for you! In the meantime, I'm off to lug some babies through the frozen food isle....

Yours Truly,