Thursday, August 11, 2011

Dear Blog, Happy Birthday...

Morning Readers,

     Today, the blog turns one. Yep, thanks to all of you, the last three-hundred-sixty-five days (wait...was last year a leap year?....Oh...ok...thirty days has Septemb -..). Yep, three-hundred-sixty-five-days and one-hundred-fifty-one posts later, There's More Where That Came From rolls on to another year - hold on, I think I just heard the internet send up a collective "huzzah"...
...no, that was the refrigerator dying a slow death. At any rate, I'd like to evaluate the past year's progress, by taking a look at what I was up to, this time, last year. Ahh, here's a page from my imaginary diary. And it says:

August 11, 2010

Dear Diary,
     How are you? I'm writing to you in my underwear. A lot of people think keeping a diary is stupid. I don't think it is. That's why I'm writing to you right now. If you didn't catch that, I just used "write" and "right" in the same sentence, correctly. I went to college, so I know how to do that, but I'm not here to talk about college. I'm here to tell you that I've made a big decision, even bigger than bringing the babies home from the hospital after I found out they don't sleep at the same time. Today I decided to start a blog.
     What's a blog? I'm glad you asked. Apparently, if I want to write something, I simply tap it out and send it out to the rest of the world. I think writing again will help me relieve some stress. Like I said before, I'm in my underwear because I haven't done laundry in the last two months, and all I've had is yogurt for the last fifty meals; My hair smells like key lime. Yesterday, I wandered out to get the mail, and a kid pointed and yelled, "Ha ha, look at the homeless lady", even though I was getting the mail from my own box.
     Anyway, I can hear the twins, and, I'm not quite sure, but I think they want to eat. Which is why I never have time to. (Have I told you about my muffin top?) They're pretty cute though. After I feed them, I'll get started on my first post. Talk to you later...:)

Love and Magical Ponies,
Paige


Thank you again, Readers, for a wonderful year. Until Next Time!