Thursday, February 9, 2012

Shiny Objects

"Oh, Beverly, I've seen this one. You know the one with the sheep in the dead tree?"
 Afternoon Readers,

     I can already feel my brain power lagging just a smidge. Because of this, it's been extremely easy to get distracted by anything sparkly, or has colors, or is a a thing in general, like a wall. Our walls need work. At any rate, this is the perfect state of mind for me to lose myself in absurd things I don't indulge in, on a regular basis. That's is how I got sucked in to peeking over Husband's shoulder.

     I breathed in his ear. "Whatcha doing there, studly?"

     "Oh, just watching dumb videos online."

     "Like what?"

     "Stupid people videos, cat's flushing toilets, nothing you'd be interested in."

     "I'm a stupid person. I wanna see a cat flush a toilet."

     And so, we watched, for an hour, all sorts of things that killed eighty thousand brain cells, between us. "Ooooh click on the "eight people play the same guitar at once" video," I'd say. "If I don't find out how that man eats metal sandwiches I'll just die." I mention this to you, dear Readers, because I'd like to share the crowning achievements in our internet search.

As always, thank yous in the form of chocolate and fuzzy slippers are always welcome. Without further ado, I give you...

And....

I promise I'll have something of higher caliber for you tomorrow...Oh, and if you have any favorite funny videos, feel free to send them my way...

Until Next Time, Readers!