|"Sometimes my arm gets stuck like this. And it hurts real bad."|
You all know I'm no stranger to celebrity gossip. I eat it up with a celebrity gossip spoon, something you can only get if you save four box tops of Fruity Pebbles and include ten dollars shipping and handling. As I caught up on what was going on in Tinseltown this morning, I couldn't help but skip over Katie Holmes' satin dress faux pas and catch the newest headline about Megan Fox, the star of such blockbusters as..........
...hold on, I dropped my spoon.
Anyhow, little lady was quoted as saying something to the effect of, "I live well with my image. I cannot complain. I would not trade my place with an unattractive girl."