Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Tagged Like A Sea Turtle In the Wild

Hunting sharks from the shore...stupid Nature.
Afternoon Readers,

And so it's happened again. My new friend, Kim, from The Real Adventures of a SoCal Mom has tagged me in a get-to-know-you post, now that we're hanging out over at the My Life and Kids Community. I'm well-aware that I just did this recently, but, why not...it is Wednesday after all. And everyone knows I share the most awkward things about myself on Wednesdays, also on Thurs -Tues.

Them's the rules:

1. Each person must post 11 things about themselves on their blog.
2. Answer the questions the tagger has set for you plus the eleven facts about you.
3. Choose eleven people and link them in your blog.
4. Go to their page and tell them. 
5. No tag backs.
6. You legitimately have to tag.

Eleven Quick Things About ME!!!!!!!

1.) I hate exclamation points.
2.) I'm almost finished with the package of chocolate grahams I'm stalking.
3.) There are three more grahams left
4.) ...now two
5.) ...now one.
6.) I've decided to turn this empty package into a planter.
7.) As I watched the twins walk in on me in the bathroom this morning, I realized that it's not a safe place to be if there's a tornado. If a two-year-old wearing only a diaper and his tennis shoes can get in, so can a tornado.
8.) You should be in a basement if a tornado hits....or if your upstairs is too small to accommodate a large Halloween party.
9.) I discovered we have ants already.
10.) I discovered a half-eaten pop tart under the couch cushion.
11.) I discovered that Pintrest recommends putting cinnamon where the ants come in. I used all the cinnamon on my chocolate grahams.

Kim's lovely questions:


1. What is your favorite TV show? ...Right now, Big Bang Theory is at the top.
2. What has been your favorite age.... 21...the last time I saw my abs.
3. What is your best childhood memory? ...getting an American Girl Doll for Christmas.
4. What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? ...Everyday brings something new, so it's hard to say.
5. Do you have any quirks? None that I can think of. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go iron my bra.
7. Do you like to cook? ....Do the homeless have homes?
8. Do you work outside the home? Husband says I'm eligible for parole in 18 to 30.
9. Have you ever done anything to embarrass your kids? Not yet...
10. What have your kids done to embarrass you? I don't want to start a whole other list.
11. What is your most precious object (not a person) ....probably the million dollars in cereal box tops I keep under my mattress.

Now then, I'm going to bend the rules and not tag anyone, but feel free to answer any one of the following questions:

1.) If I left the twins on your doorstep, would you raise them as your own?
2.) If you have a spare bedroom, can I come stay in it, and let my family fare on their own?
3.) If someone asked you the third question in a series of eleven questions, what would your answer be? Try to be serious.
4.) After you read that entire People magazine,for free, in the grocery store line, did you go ahead and pay for it? That's what I thought.
5.) How many fingers am I holding up behind my back? Ok, that's a trick question. I need all of them to type.
6.) Cat person or dog person. Your answer qualifies you for ten entries in a giveaway I'm doing to find my dog a good home.
7.) Were you the one who didn't wait your turn at that four way stop? I have your license plate, BRN2BNASS. 
8.) If you were me, would you make BLTs for dinner tonight, or would you not make dinner at all and go hide in your room with a book?
9.) If you were going to donate money tome, how much would that be? Please round up for my bookkeepers.
10.) Does anyone remember the name of that guy in that movie? He was great.
11.) Are you more likely to read this post today or tomorrow?

Until Next Time, Readers!