|With the help of double-sided tape, she'd show the word anything was possible.|
You know what makes you feel young again? Listening to Supertramp. Probably because when the song I'm listening to came out I wasn't even born yet. If listening to this song calls up memories of smoking at the bowling alley while trying to get that popular guy with the Camero to notice you...I'm sorry I just ruined your Friday.
Know what'll make you feel better?
...no, I'm all out of Vicodin. I'm shocked you'd ask.... see me after I have this baby.
No, no, it's time, of course, for another horrifying tale from the ever-crowded, ever-urine-filled, popular hangout of the diaper set and the mothers who are there to
Waddle with me to...