Wednesday, June 6, 2012

And Now, Deep Thoughts With Butch and Sundance...

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, put that cookie back. What do you mean if you burned down the swing set "hypothetically"..?"
Morning Readers,

     Before I head back out to the pool to do more in depth research about the intellectual, philosophical and fecal mattered climate in today's baby pools, I thought I'd share a few conversations with you I've had with Butch and Sundance this past week. If you're familiar with with my #Toddlerthoughts hashtag on the Facebook or the Twitter, then you know we're about to delve into the complex and mysterious. If you're not familiar with it, then you're lying because I just told you.

And now, conversations with Butch and Sundance...

Courtesy of Butch...

1.) Monday:

"Daddy at work?"
 "Yep."

Saturday:

"Daddy at work?"
"No, he's sleeping."
"Daddy at work?"
"No, Daddy just came down stairs."
"Daddy at work?"
"I can't help thinking we need to go over what that particular phrase means, again."

2.) "What are you doing in the cabinets?"

*Silence*

"I said, what do you think you're doing up there?"

*Stares me down while he stuffs chips in his mouth and reaches for the Pop tarts*

"I can see we're done here."

"Daddy at work?"

"No, Honey. Daddy's in a place that actually makes sense to normal people."

Courtesy of Sundance...

1.) "I poopy 'gains!"

"No, you're not."

"I not poopy."

2.) "Want shoes on."

"Ok, there you go."
"Want shoes off."
"Alright, there you go."
 "Want shoes on."

*sounds of slamming my head into the cabinet door*

"Mamma, you awight?"

"Yes, Honey. Mommy's just frustrated because she's not allowed to drink while she's pregnant."

3.) "Stop poking the dog with your sippy cup."

"You funny, Momma."

"I know I am. As you were."

Until Next Time, Readers!