Monday, June 11, 2012

I Love You....Even If You're Nuts

"I have no idea what he's talking about most of the time. I only know I married him and he's well hydrated."
Afternoon Readers,

     You probably left last week thinking I only have odd conversations with the twins and myself and inanimate objects, and people that aren't there, and the panini I just ate, but you'd be wrong. I propose we kick off this week with a conversation I had with Husband on Saturday that I still don't understand, but left me strangely attracted to him and also wanting chocolate*

*chocolate may have been unrelated to particular incident. I feel the urge to eat about every five minutes, as it stands. If I'd been wanting something like a good run around the park, that would've been something we'd be going over tomorrow.

And now....

-Curtain pulls back to reveal two individuals standing in the kitchen. One is markedly larger than the other one and searching through the cabinets. Large female pulls out cleaning solution from the cabinet-

Lights

Cue Sound

     "Ok, kidlets. We're going to go clean off the disgusting television screens in this house with the brand new cleaner daddy just bought."

     Husband stops what he's doing and halts large, unwieldy matriarch. "No, I'll do it."

     "It's ok. We don't have anything to do, so we'll just get it out of the way. Come on. Holmes. Watson. Follow me."

     "It's really ok. I was planning on doing it later."

     "Uhhh... why?"

     "I just want to do it."

     "It's because it comes in this cool, square bottle, doesn't it?...with it's own cloth? Hmmmm?"

     "Maybe."

      Fat lioness turns pack around. "Come on, kids. Mommy and Daddy are done fighting over who gets the highlight of the day."

-End Scene-

Applause

Various critics give varied reviews.

The momma cow bellows and is still confused.

Please feel free to leave a review of our production or a conversation you had over the weekend that made absolutely no sense.

Until Next Time, Readers!