Saturday, September 1, 2012

Guess Kellerbaby's Weight and Win a Prize: Another Saturday Evening Post

Jean the Genius says, "I think it'll be smaller than a pony."
Evening Readers,

Zero hour is only two days away. Our newest edition will be evicted on Tuesday morning, rain or shine. To make things interesting... as if this blog isn't the most fascinating thing you've ever seen...it's not?...I know... I've decided to run a contest.

Goal: Guess Kellerbaby's gender and weight.

The person who comes closest wins a 20.00 giftcard to Amazon.

Now, I know this is an astronomical amount of money. So I can understand if you want to keep this announcement to yourself and not share with your neighbors, but feel free to tell a friend. "But, Paige," you say. "I could potentially buy eight pairs of socks, five used copies of an Ace of Base album, or exactly one ton of streamers for my next party. I must keep this to myself."

And I say, you know in your heart what's right.

Feel free to leave your guess and email in the comments. Also, I'll only accept guesses that name an actual weight. Any submissions stating, "I think it won't be a tiger and weigh more than a quarter, you will be disqualified.

...not because I don't like tigers. You're missing the point.

I'll have this contest open until I get back from the hospital, so feel free to guess away. The winner will be announced when I pull myself out of the drug-induced haze I'll have been operating in for no less than seven days.

And just in case you're worried, I did check with Husband to make sure we could afford the gift card. He said, after the second mortgage paperwork is finalized, we should be able to swing it. Minor details to be sorted out with our broker by the time I send the prize to the lucky winner.

Just a lot of "Sign here", "Sign there," blah blah blah.

Until Next Time, Readers!

35 comments:

  1. Girl, 7lbs 9oz and since I am your biggest fan, I will be right! I think. ScorpioMom80@yahoo.com.

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  2. It would help if you told us your other two babies' weights.
    hmmm... I'm guessing you'll have an 8 pound 2 ounce girl. Good luck with the rain or shine part of things.

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  3. Girl, 8lb 6oz because that's what my daughter weighed.
    You don't want me guessing based on my son's weight (9lb 14oz). If I win, you can splash out the $20 on something for the baby.

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  4. GIRL! 8lb 9oz. Can't wait to see your new little one!!

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  5. Girl.. 8.2!! Kellermans can always use more girls!! :) Jill Kellerman wiseman

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  6. Girl, 7.15
    devanallen@att.net
    I am going to win cause this is my first comment ever here! Good Luck!
    Devan

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  7. Girl, 6lbs, 10oz. thetechnicalparent@gmail.com

    JOKE ANSWER FOLLOWS
    Girl, +/- 1 gender
    Bigger than a baby's arm.

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  8. I wanted to say girl, but that seems like a popular guess. So I'll go with boy, 8 lbs 10 oz. Even though I know it's going to be a girl.

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  9. Fun fact: I weighed 8lbs 1 oz and I was born on 8-1-81. That really has nothing to do with you, but it's a fun fact.

    Anyway, I'll go against the grain and say boy at 7 lbs 11 oz. Hurry up, already!

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  10. I guessed once but I dont see my comment now.
    Abby, I was born on 5-4-74 at 4:44 am...my lucky number is 4.
    Anywho my guess was and is GIRL, 7 lbs, 15 oz.
    devanallen@att.net

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  11. Boy, 8 lbs., 8 oz. Will need to develop a strong sense of humor.

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  12. I can always use an Amazon GC. God knows I need the Ace of Base tunage.

    Girl: 7lbs. 12 oz.

    Teri
    terib19@gmail.com
    Snarkfest

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  13. Who could pass up the opportunity to win $20.00? I say Girl: 7 lbs 9 oz Good luck!!

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  14. I'll say 7 lbs. 10 oz. and even if that's not the final weight, you should say it is. If I win, I'll be giving you the gift card back as a baby gift :)
    -Amy

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  15. I'm going with girl, 7 lbs 8 oz. I'm saying that because I had one 8 lb, 13 oz. baby and one 7 lb 11 oz. I decided no baby should be allowed to be bigger than 7 lbs 8 oz. :)

    Best of luck, Paige! I'm sure you're getting a ton of unsolicited advice right now so here's mine. Get. The. Drugs. . . . I'll be thinking about you.

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  16. I swear I put a guess in last night. Where'd it go?

    Regardless, I'm guessing a little girl and since my original guess was done by someone else, I'll go with 7 pounds 15 ounces.

    Please let this guess stick!

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  17. 8 lbs 3 oz. Boy.

    With a small head. Not an abnormally small head, mind you... just one that won't make you think of never having another child again. Like I did... after youngest's 8lb6oz bulbous all head, teeny body birth ten years ago. :)

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  18. Hmmm. This is so very difficult. I will buy diapers if I win. That's my favorite thing to buy on amazon. Yes, that is how exciting MY life is. Let's see, I'm gonna guess BOY 8 lbs. 1 oz. Because that's what my last baby was. Hopefully I'll get lucky!

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  19. Boy 8lbs 6oz
    Julie (julieannjordan@gmail. Com)

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  20. Well, I'd say girl as well but everyone is going for girl so I'll go with boy 7lbs 13oz because I think that's how big I was. Good luck with everything! See if they can keep you drugged an extra week so you can get some extra sleep ;)

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  21. You're going to have a 10 pound boy. He's been cooking the full amount of time so will be good and heavy. Unless this contest is Price is Right rules, in which case I'll say 1 lb so I don't go over!

    logyexpress (at) gmail (dot) com

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  22. Boy, 7lbs 13ounces! Good luck!

    -Violet
    violet_lynn (at) yahoo (dot) com

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    1. Shucks, I didn't notice that had already been guessed. I would like to change my guess to girl, 7 pounds 13 ounces.

      -Violet

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  23. Because I have 4 of them..... Boy, 8lbs, 5 oz.

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  24. I don't know! I'm stressing bc I can't decide which weight to put and the only weights coming to mind are my own children's birth weight.... So ive decided to average them out for the answer.... Let me see....6 lb 4 oz. that's the magic number!!
    Kristi black!!

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  25. Actually, unless that's the tight answer my real answer and actual average is 7lb 8 oz. curse math!
    7lb 8 oz that's my final answer. Thanks!
    Kristi black

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  26. Girl 8lbs 6oz.
    Name: Hyacinth Hydrangea
    Wait, you didn't want us to weigh in on the name did you? Well, it's there for the taking.

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