Thursday, November 15, 2012

Merry Christmas, Stevie Nicks and a Giveaway

Morning Readers,

The Christmas I turned fourteen was probably my roughest, to date. There's no worst first world problem than not getting what you want on Jesus' birthday. Am I right or am I right? Children in the improvrished countries knew they wanted to eat. I knew I hated everything I got for Christmas and would show I had absolute disregard for anyone else's problems by curling up on the floor, under a blanket, and crying for the entire day.

That's what happens when you give a friend Stevie Nick's Greatest Hits, when she's fourteen.
That's what happens when the same girl gets a boat-neck sweater she didn't want.
That's what happens when socks are in abundance, but the girl was dumb enough to answer the question, "What do you want for Christmas, Paige?" with ...

..."Oh, nothing. Just World Peace."

Idiot.

Point is, we all have holiday memories that are less than stellar. Have I had lots of fantastic Christmases? Absolutely. But I've also seen years where I was sure the tree would fall over and kill someone, and people almost have meltdowns about the state of various baked goods. And, lucky for you, my friend, Jen, has compiled all those frustrations in her new book....

(Disclaimer: This book contains some colorful language. If that's not your thing, you may not want to enter. BUT, if you've ever had to sit on the lap of a creepy mall Santa, or survived a cookie exchange and didn't have the right words for that experience, this book may be for you.)


And now, a message from my fellow friends in blog world:

Guess what? Nineteen of your favorite mom humor bloggers had a meeting and we all agreed. There's a brand new book that we think you NEED to read this holiday season. The title says it all. Spending The Holidays With People I Want To Punch In The Throat is a heartwarming (yes, really!) collection of hilarious holiday-themed personal stories and observations written by none other than Jen of the well-known blog People I Want To Punch In The Throat. If the holidays have you stressing about gift giving, cookie decorating, or where in the world to put your Elf on the Shelf, then you need to take a mommy time out and read a chapter or two. And now you can have a chance to peruse the pages for free. Consider it our holiday gift to you. We are teaming up to give away 19 copies of the book. All you have to do is enter the giveaway using the Rafflecopter form below for your chance to win an AUTOGRAPHED copy! We promise that it is both endearing and hilarious, but you don't have to take our word for it.   Now you want your own copy right? Well, Jen generously donated an autographed copy to every blogger participating in this giveaway so that we could increase your chances to win. You can enter using the Rafflecopter below. This giveaway is open to US residents only. "But wait, that's not all!" we say in our best Price is Right announcer voice. We couldn't get a bunch of tech-savvy moms together for a book giveaway and not bring you an eReader, right? So we are also giving away a Kindle Fire!


NINETEEN winners will receive a copy of Spending The Holidays With People I Want To Punch In The Throat and ONE lucky Grand Prize winner will receive a Kindle Fire! What are you waiting for? Get clicking!
a Rafflecopter giveaway

....enter, win, try not to punch anyone in the throat when the holidays get here.

Until Next Time, Readers!


 

9 comments:

  1. I'm not gonna lie I cracked up at this title. Who doesn't want to punch people in the throat? I do for sure. This month it's a given. Someone is getting punched. Although I typically want to punch people in the butt. Having a good eye morning so I thought I'd come visit while I can. Miss you girl.

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  2. Since I am well aware of my usual luck, I went ahead & bought a copy!

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  3. The cover of that book makes me want to die. It is hilarious.

    So when's your book coming out? I think you should call it something witty like "when the car died..." or maybe "outnumbered and outsmarted".

    I'd buy it.

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  4. Never ask for world peace. That's your answer in a beauty contest, not at Christmas.

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  5. Who WOULDN'T cry about a boat neck sweater? Those things make my collarbones look fat.

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  6. Are you gonna "read" some of the book in an ugly sweater and Yo Gaba Gaba hat like Robyn did? Cause that shit was hysterical! Devan

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  7. I can hardly wait to read this book...when I WIN IT!

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