|"No, Howard. We can't write your liver off as a dependent. Just lay off the booze."|
I'm glad you stopped in. The only person more glad to see you is the pumpkin cream cheese I've been harassing all morning.
"Leave me alone," it whispers.
"Never," I shout. "Now, get on this bagel.
"Listen, you either get on this bagel or I finish you off with my hands. I think we can all agree the bagel is more civilized."