Wednesday, February 27, 2013

And Now, An Exclusive Interview With Sundance Kellerman

I bring out the big hat for the big interviews.

Afternoon Readers,

I've finally recovered enough from finding a mouse playing freely on my garage steps to both write this post and accept that, try as we might, the intruder isn't going anywhere. Husband and I have thrown up our hands.

We give up.

The mouse's name is Zachery Ty Bryan the II.

He may stay here through winter. Then he needs to get his act together, pack all his concert tees, and get out.

But that's not what we're here to talk about today. Nay, after I read Grace's post, here, I realized it's high time the twins start adding their thoughts to the blog, from time to time. So, I'm happy to report, a bag of apple chips and two string cheeses later, I was granted an exclusive interview with Sundance Kellerman herself. This is what she had to say...

 An Exclusive Interview With Sundance Kellerman


The never-ever-ever-confused-with-Barbara-Walters Paige Kellerman

Me: I'm really glad you found time to speak with me today. 

Sundance: I'm hungry.

Me: So are our readers. Hungry for knowledge. Now, I see you're watching Toy Story 3. Why do you like it so much?

Sundance: It's my favorite.

Me: Indeed. Why would say it's your favorite?

Sundance: It cost ten moneys. There's two of them.

Me: I see. So you're saying you like it because it's a franchise? I think a lot of people would agree. Who's your favorite character?

Sundance: Jesse.

Me: Yes, my note here say she's a "yodeling cowgirl." Is that correct?

Sundance: Yep.

Me: Interesting. And why would you say she's your favorite? Her ability to draw you into her story?

Sundance: She needs a hot bath.

Me: Of course. This Jesse has past sins her character searches ardently to wash away, thereby leading her on quests of self discovery and absolution. "Washing away" her indiscretions, so to speak.

Sundance: Mom?

Me: For the purpose of today's interview, I'd really like to keep this as professional as possible. 

Sundance: They're gonna get that monkey with the tape.

Me: Interesting. 

*Unfortunately, our interview was stalled due to Butch raising some concern as to whether Toy Story should be continued or if all parties would be happier watching Curious George. The ensuing fist fight took out the sound crew and all of our equipment, leaving the interview to be finished another day.

I work with what I've got.

Until Next Time, Readers!