Saturday, May 25, 2013

Simple Saturday: Simple Thoughts From the Split Level

Morning Readers,

Just checking in on this holiday weekend to assure you that I did, in fact, get up at 6am today, and that, yes, it was as delightful as it sounds. As such, my cognitive function is running right around "zero," I just realized I drank the last of the dregs in the coffee pot, and I'm slowly coming to terms with the sad reality that I'm too lazy to go make more.

Lazy Paige. You are as sad as the sweatshirt you've been wearing for three days.

Luckily, I received an invite from Country Girl's Daybook to participate in her "Simple Saturday" link up. It requires simple words. Simple thoughts.

So, being the simple woman I am, here are some simple things rolling around the Split Level today:

1.) The twins keep bringing me dandelions and telling me, "Happy Birthday." It is not my birthday, but I love gifts, so I'll let the little charade play out.

2.) For obvious reasons, dollar breakfast bar I ate this morning far exceeded the fifty-cent breakfast bar I ate yesterday.

3.) Husband and I have plans to go to a small get together this weekend. This will require me to shower, which makes the entire affair a little more strenuous.

4.) Husband fed Salvador Perez, and didn't tell me 'Good Morning.' The cat will now be raising the children.

5. What else? Ahh, yes. Everything is in motion for the the book release on June 3rd. Nine more days, and the children will still be oblivious I'm an author, but will, I'm sure, keep up a consistent demand for candy before 9am.

Happy Memorial Weekend, everyone!


  1. Happy Memorial Day weekend to you, too. It is freezing and raining here and seems more like March then May, but oh well this is the card we were dealt today. Just hoping the rest of the weekend is nicer weather-wise. Can't wait for you new book and seriously have a great one now!!

  2. I didn't realize your cat was of Latin descent!!

  3. But do the children bring Sal flowers and wish him a Happy Birthday? No. You're still winning. Can't wait for June 3!

  4. Happy Memorial Day to you and the folks as well! Hey, who doesn't mind a bunch of dandelions from grubby hands and smiling faces? ;)

  5. Happy Memorial Day! Congrats on your book coming out! That is awesome!
    Justin Knight- Writing Pad Dad
    Writing Pad Dad Blog

  6. I can't wait until lil' man brings me dandelions ;)