Monday, June 3, 2013

Happy Book Day! Those Who Love Cool Stuff, Gather Round!


Happy Book Day, everyone!

I know I normally tell you "Good Morning," but, please know it's implied and I hope all of your mornings are currently being filled with perfectly-browned toast, over easy eggs that don't break when you flip them, and power bars that don't taste like chalk.

I love you all that much.

Initially, the excitement from today got to my hands and I almost produced a post that looked like this, "nuoghsdbvuhbbaowueh$5673nbnjvoampodv." (Of course there's a period at the end. I'm a professional.) But, I got them under control, and, thankfully, I will continue the rest of this entry in a composed manner.

....did I mention it's Book Day?

At Least My Belly Hides My Cankles: Mostly-True Tales of An Impending Miracle has hit the shelves, ladies and gentlemen.

"But, what's in it for me?" You say.

I see your point. What is Paige Kellerman, if not a shameless pusher of her debut work, bent on pushing her book shamelessly? ...A really decent juggler, actually. But that's another post for another time. Rings, scarves, a buried desire to joint the circus. It's all very complex.

So, here's the deal. I've got prizes. Let's take a look at the showcase. Bob?


First Prize: A new Kindle Paperwhite, a signed copy of the book, and a matching bookmark!

Second Prize: A 25.00 Amazon giftcard, a signed copy of the book, and a matching bookmark!

Third Prize: A signed copy of the book and matching bookmark! (I know it's not a Kindle or a gift card, but did I mention both your prizes match?)

Fourth Prize: Five additional winners will be sent bookmarks! (No, it doesn't match anything, but it might, if you buy the book. See what I did there?)

So, you see, there's a total of eight chances to win. I know. I counted. All you have to do is enter the conveniently-placed Rafflecopter, and faster than you can say, "IthinkIlikebookmarks," you could be a winner. This giveaway is open all week, my friends.

In the meantime, At Least My Belly Hides My Cankles is available in...

Paperback Here

Kindle Here

Nook Here

Thank you all for the overwhelming support I've received in the months, days, minutes leading up to today, and know that I'm truly grateful for all of my dear, dear Readers. Now, get out there and show Monday who's boss.


a Rafflecopter giveaway
Until Next Time, Readers!









109 comments:

  1. I'm on it!!! Been waiting til BRD* and here it is!! Good luck and I hope you sell a gadjillion copies!!


    *Book Release Day

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  2. Dammit, I suffered from premature e-post-ulation. "CANKLES!!!"

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  3. Congrats! You deserve a Monday mimosa!

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  4. It's here! It's here! so happy for you, Paige! May your toast be a golden brown today, too ;)

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  5. CANKLES!!

    And congrats Paige, I'm so happy for you!

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  6. Cankles! No really, I entered all except I didn't tweet. I'm not a good tweeter. Congrats!

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  7. Yay for cankles!

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  8. cankles!! So excited for you! This is a BIG day!!!

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  9. Already I'm pretty sure you've sold me under the table and today is just your first day! I know I have it in my Amazon cart already, waiting to find a couple more items to qualify for free shipping ;)

    I'm so excited to get it and am so happy and proud for you!!! However, the fact I already have it, tweeted it, follow you, etc. kind of made me feel like a stalker. Oh well. Your problem, not mine...

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  10. I will have to go get the book, so I can use my new bookmark:) Congrat's - can't wait to read it!

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  11. Cankles...Ive been waiting patiently for this book to come out!!!!!!!!!!!

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  12. Amazing Monday morning news, congrats on the book and I cannot wait to read all about CANKLES!!

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  13. Hooray for cankles! They make books!

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  14. Cankles, Cankles!!! Happy Book Day friend!

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  15. Cankles, Cankles! Happy Book Day Friend!

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  16. ZOMG the cover is greatness! I'm totally judging a book by it's cover.

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  17. Congrats!!Will the bookmark make my butt look big?

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  18. Congratulations, my dear friend! Cankles! And I want that dang bookmark!!!

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  19. I saw another blog post that had this book in her summer reading list and have been eagerly awaiting it's release! I'm on my 4th pregnancy, and can't wait to show off my cankles while reading this over the summer!

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  20. Love your writing style! Can't wait to read!

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  21. What a funny title! Can't wait to read it!

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  22. Cankles!
    Can't believe I just had to add that to my phone dictionary. Weird right?

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  23. Love your stuff. Looking forward to reading your book. :)

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  24. I am so getting this book and giving it to my friends!! Yay for you!

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  25. Cankles! Too funny! Seriously excited to read this book!

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  26. Canckles!! Baby coming November and already feel like I have them!

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  27. I just bought this as an ebook. Will you still autograph it?

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  28. I should really join Twitter for these give a aways! Hi!

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  29. With four kiddos, this book looks made for me to read! Looks so funny... Cankles and all!

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  30. Just discovered you via Camp Patton....this makes my morning! Left a puddle of pee on the bathroom floor so I can enter to win, but I might just end up buying the book right now anyway :)

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  31. I am so, so, so excited for you, Paige Kellerman! This is the best thing ever and just...WOO-HOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am winning one of those bookmarks too--this is business!

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  32. I love your blog! It always makes me laugh! (under my breath because I am at work, of course!)

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  33. Yay a chance for a free book and other assorted prizes; I'm totally stoked.

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  34. Congratulations on cankles! :) And thank you for the giveaway.

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  35. Yay! An excuse to read something besides Percy Jackson!

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  36. Looks hilarious - thanks for the giveaway!

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  37. A fellow twin mom with a sense of humor? I'm so excited!!!

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  38. Excited for cankles! (Never thought I'd say that)

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  39. Great giveaway, and I will definitely check out the book!

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  40. I freaking love you and I'm so excited for you!!! Congrats!!!

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  41. Looking forward to reading it! Congrats!

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  42. I read it this afternoon & put a well deserved 5 star review on Amazon!!

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  43. Congrats Paige!!!!! On being able to maintain a successful blog, and most impressively, write a book on top of everything else you have going on! I really love your blog and I cannot wait to get my hands on your book. Here's to hoping Amazon cooperates on my side of the waters :)
    Big hugs

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  44. Can't wait to read your book!

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  45. Congratulations on the book!

    P.S. Can men get cankles? I have two kids so now I'm a little bit worried.

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  46. Hooray! P.S. My daughter's best friend has knankles. I swear his legs are completely straight from his legs to his ankles. Yes, he has extremely thick ankles. Weird.

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  48. i came to your page by way of "moms who drink and swear". Funny funny ladies!

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  49. HI! Love your blog!
    Facebook:Niki Shaffer
    sent by Moms Who Drink and Swear!

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  50. Find the book cover funny! Cankles!

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  51. Happy Book Day, can't wait to read it.

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  52. Can't wait to read it :) and CANKLES are in my near future, probably about a month or so off.

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  53. Buttered Toast & Cankles! Whoohoo! Lol

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  54. Cankles & "Hi!" ;-) Would love to get the book! :-)

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  55. Cankles today! Cankles tomorrow! Cankles FOREVER! I'm so unbelievably happy for you. I can't wait to read your book. I know it is going to be amazing. I discovered you a little over a year ago from a link on another blogger's page. It was your post about going out to dinner without children. I have loved you since that moment. Deeply and truly. You have a gift and I'm so thrilled that you are in print. IN A BOOK! Er.Mah.Gerd. Love you, Paige.

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  56. Yay! So happy your book is out. Though I think I'd read a grocery receipt if you wrote it. Conrgatulations!

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  57. Can't come in the mail soon enough!!! Yay!

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  58. Hoo-ray! Yes, it does need a hyphen. Finally an excellent read, thick enough to kill spiders with and an author who would approve of such dual use. (Don't freak out but, I don't actually kill spiders...ever.) Congratulations!

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  59. If the book is anywhere near as awesome as the cover, it's going to be pretty darn awesome! Hoping to win, of course, but buying it anyway!

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  60. LOVE this. Would love to win too!

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  61. My copy comes today!! But if I win I will give it away to a friend (the book that is)! So excited for you Paige!

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  62. can't wait to get the book! (and read it in the wee 10-15 minutes that I have between getting to the park and ride and when my carpool gets there - yes, I leave my house extra early just so I can have 10 minutes of reading time without "mommy? what doin'?")

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  63. This is so awesome! I'm so glad I found your blog! It's so cool to be a tiny blog who gets to see how it's done.
    Congrats again,
    Vicky
    http://thepursuitofnormal.blogspot.com

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  64. Yeeeeehaw! Bring on those sexy cankles!!

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  65. Love you! Best of luck with your book.

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  66. You crack me up! I can't wait to read this book!

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  67. Love you! Best of luck with your book.

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  68. Love you! Best of luck with your book.

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  69. this may be just the caffeine talking - but I'm so excited I can't sit still.
    can't wait to get your book and read it and laugh and laugh and laugh.

    definitely not the caffeine.

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  70. May you have a best seller on your hands!! Oh, and CANKLES!!! :)

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  71. Cankles! Looking forward to reading your book!!!

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  72. Happy book day! So excited. Cankles is the new Social!

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