Happy Book Day, everyone!
I know I normally tell you "Good Morning," but, please know it's implied and I hope all of your mornings are currently being filled with perfectly-browned toast, over easy eggs that don't break when you flip them, and power bars that don't taste like chalk.
I love you all that much.
Initially, the excitement from today got to my hands and I almost produced a post that looked like this, "nuoghsdbvuhbbaowueh$5673nbnjvoampodv." (Of course there's a period at the end. I'm a professional.) But, I got them under control, and, thankfully, I will continue the rest of this entry in a composed manner.
....did I mention it's Book Day?
At Least My Belly Hides My Cankles: Mostly-True Tales of An Impending Miracle has hit the shelves, ladies and gentlemen.
"But, what's in it for me?" You say.
I see your point. What is Paige Kellerman, if not a shameless pusher of her debut work, bent on pushing her book shamelessly? ...A really decent juggler, actually. But that's another post for another time. Rings, scarves, a buried desire to joint the circus. It's all very complex.
So, here's the deal. I've got prizes. Let's take a look at the showcase. Bob?
First Prize: A new Kindle Paperwhite, a signed copy of the book, and a matching bookmark!
Second Prize: A 25.00 Amazon giftcard, a signed copy of the book, and a matching bookmark!
Third Prize: A signed copy of the book and matching bookmark! (I know it's not a Kindle or a gift card, but did I mention both your prizes match?)
Fourth Prize: Five additional winners will be sent bookmarks! (No, it doesn't match anything, but it might, if you buy the book. See what I did there?)
So, you see, there's a total of eight chances to win. I know. I counted. All you have to do is enter the conveniently-placed Rafflecopter, and faster than you can say, "IthinkIlikebookmarks," you could be a winner. This giveaway is open all week, my friends.
In the meantime, At Least My Belly Hides My Cankles is available in...
Thank you all for the overwhelming support I've received in the months, days, minutes leading up to today, and know that I'm truly grateful for all of my dear, dear Readers. Now, get out there and show Monday who's boss.
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Until Next Time, Readers!