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"It's cool, I guess." |
It's wonderful you've decided to join me on a Wednesday because yesterday I was making big decisions.
What?
Oh, I forgot. For all of you who are new here today, I make all my big decisions on Tuesdays, write about them on Wednesdays, feel guilty about them on Thursdays, drink them away on Fridays, receive validation from Husband about them on Saturdays, ask for forgiveness on Sundays, and start re-evaluating new topics for life decisions on Mondays.
So it made sense then when I stripped the cases, held up my bedroom pillows and asked the wall, "What are these?"
"Pillows."
I shook my head. "No, these are orange and disgusting. Who sleeps on these? This one looks like a tater tot. Or a giraffe with polio."
