Monday, December 16, 2013

We Interrupt This Program For A Special Announcement
Morning Readers,

If your Monday's been a little rough so far, I think it's important to note broken candy canes can be turned into stir sticks for coffee.

*Broken candy canes can be found in the wake of most small children who wanted a "big one," but keep smashing said candy cane via overzealous opening techniques. (Also called The Peppermint Trail of Despair.)

Besides snow, wine, presents, sleeping in, and winning the lottery, you'll be hard-pressed to find something better than candy canes this winter.  But, what if I told you that, on January 1st, 2014, you can buy a ticket to a most excellent blogging conference?

What if I told you I'd be there?

Ok, forget I said that and come anyway.

How I got to be part of the faculty, I'll never know, but what I do know is if you want to be a part of one of the most spectacular blogging experiences of 2014, you'll pack your bag and head to Baltimore this summer.

And I promise I won't just walk up and start shaking your hand, unless you ask me too. But please ask me to, because I'm a nice person and I've got a ton of candy canes to pawn off on you.

Get thee hence and check it out here.

All right, the baby has candy cane stuck between his toes. Gotta run.

Until Next Time, Readers!