|"Now that you mention it, I did win that "Knit a Scarf For A Hamster In Under A Minute" competition a few years back."|
I'm taking a break from watching Sundance dress up in my maternity clothes from last summer to share some exciting news.
At Least My Belly Hides My Cankles just might win something.
I know what you're thinking. Why are my maternity clothes just sitting in a tub by my bed? The attic. It's a long trip, and Rubbermaid containers make great sidetables.
Oh, the book.
Well, at first she didn't want to enter, but, "Book," I said, "Book, I'm going to enter you in this contest because I believe in you. And also because I have no idea what I'm doing."
She went on to explain how it was a little narcissistic, but when she thought about it, the publicity could be good, and, as long as her cover was displayed in a size that didn't make her look fat, she was ok with it.
You know, you write something, and then it turns out it's completely ungrateful.