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We need to talk about Salvador Perez. Yes, I'm well aware I just gave a fish eulogy about five seconds ago, and ninety-percent of the time, this is a blog about people, but the animals around this place are driving me crazy.
The fish poplulation is back to zero.
The dog has no respect for me.
The cat is a mental case.
(It's Wednesday, so by this point in the week, I'm also sure I've failed the children in about three thousand different ways. But let's stay on target.)
Don't get me wrong, I really like the cat, I simply have no perspective, having never owned a cat before. Is he insane? Has he always been insane? Have there been studies done which focus on the correlation between people buying a cat and subsequently developing a hardcore drug addiction?
I'm not sure if any of you are thinking about buying your first cat, but if you're on the fence, I'd like to donate my research.