|Desperate to diffuse the tension between her husband and daughter, Delores tried in vain to remember how "Here is the church, here is the steeple" worked.|
Just popping in today to announce the winner of this month's caption contest. So a big drumroll while I pull out my megaphone and shout...
Congratulations, Lisa Packer!
You're the winner of a paperback copy of At Least My Belly Hides My Cankles. It's not money and it's not a pony, but you can try to trade it for goods or sit on it and ask it to canter. I won't stop you. In the meantime, go ahead and email me at email@example.com, and we'll get you set up with your winnings.
And now, I'm off to break up few fights and make some mac n' cheese. The dream is being lived to the fullest over here.
Until Next Time, Readers!