Monday, October 19, 2015

The Beer Is Now On Sale!: And a Big Giveaway!

Morning Readers!

Well, today is the day.

No, still no baby.

But what better way to get my mind off the fact I have three weeks left to waddle around and not fit in my car, than to release a new book and give stuff away? Ok, maybe cookies work too, but I'm leaning heavily on the giveaway option.

If you didn't grab a copy on pre-order, that's totally fine! The Beer's Folded and the Laundry's Cold: Mostly-True Adventures In Housewifery is available today for Kindle, Nook, and Paperback. What's it about, you say?

In “The Beer’s Folded and the Laundry’s Cold: Mostly-True Adventures in Housewifery,” Paige Kellerman follows up her hilarious debut--“At Least My Belly Hides My Cankles”—with the natural next step—taking on budgeting, babies, and trying to keep the day drinking down to a minimum while staying at home.
At the core, it’s a story of a woman who worked in an office and didn’t, instead working on trying to make money stretch like a two dollar pair of panty hose, upping her fashion game to include occasionally wearing pants, and using dull childproof scissors to cut out coupons and wads of gum from her kid’s hair.

This hilarious follow-up is not a “how-to” on being the perfect parent, but rather a tale of one woman running the house like a boss—that is, when she’s not scraping failed Pinterest-inspired experiments out of the Crock-Pot, filling the bird feeder and waiting for rogue squirrels to stop by and steal all the food, or inhaling the smell of a laundry sheet like a Snuggle-scented sedative.

In other words, she’s got this “housewifery” business down—and continuing to crack readers up.

Great question, Bob. No need to bid on a showcase here, Readers. I've got three prize packages ready, and it doesn't require you to bet on what the value of a jet ski is.

3rd Place: I'm giving away FIVE free ebook copies of The Beer is Folded and the Laundry's Cold. (Kindle or Nook, totally your choice)

2nd Place: The runner up gets a signed copy of The Beer's Folded, a signed copy of At Least My Belly Hides My Cankles, a signed copy of The Big Book of Parenting Tweets, and a signed copy of The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets. This giant book package comes with Beer bookmarks for all copies.

1st Place: The Grand Prize Winner gets the whole haul. Which is...
  • A $25 gift card to Amazon, so you can get a jump on the old Christmas shopping
  • Signed copies of all books listed in the second place package
  • A $20 credit to the FABULOUS online jewelry shop, Penny Jules
  • Bookmarks
  • An adorable "Books, Snacks, Crumbs" tote bag to tuck everything inside of
All you have to do is enter the handy, dandy Rafflecopter below, and you've just given yourself multiple chances to win some The Beer is Folded swag. So get to it, and have an awesome week in the meantime. I'll just be over waiting for someone to load me into an over-sized Radio Flyer wagon and drag me to the hospital.

(Please Note: This contest is open to US and Canadian residents only. However, if you live outside those two countries, you're still eligible to win one of the five, free ebooks.)

Until Next Time, Readers!

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