I'm reporting to you live from the land of puppy pee and children climbing me like Mount Everest to drop a line about what I want for Mother's Day. Ready?
Send all the extra sleep you have lying around.
In the meantime, please enjoy a Mother's Day gift from me, the woman who's still trying to incorporate a few choice pieces of maternity wear into her wardrobe, six months after the birth and beyond. Today through Sunday, At Least My Belly Hides My Cankles is FREE. Grab it for yourself or drop me a line, and I'll be happy to gift it to anyone you think might benefit from reading about one woman's adventures trying to fit in a car.
This week has beaten me to a pulp, however, so this is me, signing off and looking for coffee.
Happy Mother's Day, Readers!
And now that I've awkwardly made you my friend, come hang out with me on: