|"Yay, I'm out of the house!"|
After a reluctant Dean handed her a degree in English, she managed to escape the claws of insurance underwriting, which were sucking her soul ever so slowly.
Paige found someone who felt sorry enough to marry her. Together, they made a child, that turned out to be two children. (Update: Two, new children have been added. Current child total: 4. Anytime a new child is added, so will a new update. So ends the update. ) Today, she spends her time writing funny stories, taking care of kids, mixing the perfect Gin and Tonic, and figuring out how to get people to stop calling her “That home schooled girl." She has published two books of humor and is hard at work on another.
|"Wait, how'd I get out of the house? And why am I in Nature?"|
- She loves her kids more than she implies.
- Nightcaps are how she generally defines her level of sophistication. Roughly translated, that's a 4 on a scale of clouds to hedgehogs.
- Paige reserves the right add to this list at any point. Any outside contributions should be sent to her inbox and accompanied by chocolate and/or gin. All other contributions will be considered..but not as seriously.
|"Fine, I'll look cute. Wait.. It's Scary?"|